#npmd ask blog

[riichie-was-and-still-is-here]

richie lipschitz ask blog !!!

//idk if i can match this guy's cringe but ill do my best 😭💔 sorry for the stupid ass username but the other ideas i had were too painful to type out

no weird nsfw stuff please !!!

no ships either sorry 💔

^ asks from other characters are totally fine tho!!! just don't expect anything like that ykyk

uh i think that's all ?? im scared

I don't think richie would have the balling cat as his banner thing but I've literally never watched ANY of the stuff he's mentioned 😭🙏

ALSO!!! doing little rps through asks is totally fine but please don't make it like. those rlly detailed ones bc that scares the hell out of me

[cinderellas-humble-narrator]

oh... oh curt are you okay you look a little..

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

What an ass

What a bitch

Even maybe

What a cuck

[its-not-micro]

Tell your brother that if he walks in here one more time trying to make me sing I'm gonna crack the tip jar over his head. thanks!!

will do... sorry about him

[the-teething-phase]

nibbly is so cute I’m going to cry 😭 he needs a snack, can we give him a snack? He reminds me of those videos of baby tortoises eating strawberries

This smells good... so it must be food right? But it's not trying to run from him... Pokey smells good and he isn't food... So maybe this is a... friend..?

Unlike his brothers, Nibbly has been with the family his whole life! He's never had to survive without their support before so he doesn't know how to do alot of things on his own... and as he ages it gets harder and harder to learn.

He doesn't understand what is and isn't food so he reasons that anything Webby put in a web was good to eat and anything not was either friend or foe... His logic hasn't lead him wrong yet! (Even though Wiggly says it's stupid)

[fuck-n3rds]

Max. I need to talk to you. What are you doing with Peter?

@richielipschitzaot

Why the fuck would I tell you BITCHHHH

[r1chi3]

The whole world was a singing nightmare.

Richie didn't expect to wake up to harmonies and organised melodies at all. At first, he went to Paul, but he was singing too.

So in a panic, he ran into a somehow still functioning coffee shop, with one tired looking barista behind the counter. She had her brown hair messily tied into a bun, and she wore a black ribbon below her collar and a green apron.

She sighed as she looked at him. "For the last time, Richie," she began. "I don't want to hear you sing your vocaloid songs at this time of day."

- @tipforapoisonedcoffee

[Richie rushed into the shop, leaning on the counter while releasing wheezing breaths. His eyes were wide, hair left un-styled. He seems to flinch when Emma opens her mouth, however a visible expression of relief settles on his face as soon as she speaks.]

“God no! Singing is the last thing I wanna do right now! Emma. Something is incredibly wrong.”

[Is all he manages, panicked. Somehow the teen forgot his inhaler. Glancing behind him, Emma sees a group of people dancing in the parking lot… interesting.]

“T-there’s some kind of infection! It’s got Paul.”

[He’s leaning so far onto the counter he’s basically lying on it.]

[your-fav-is-a-snake]

Wiggly from Hatchetfield please?

Wiggog Y’Wrath from Hatchetfield is a Chinese Green Tree Viper!

[the-sonic-crew]

Opinion on nerdy prudes?

They must die.

[1m-g0d]

… Hey, Max..!!

-👓

( @p3ter-pet3-spank0ski )

Oh...

Hey Spankoffski.

The FUCK are you doing here

[ghostinacardboardbox]

CC is one of my new favourite things ever but ill respect your dislike of it far more than i ever will going "I'm not saying you cant criticise the musical but" then express discomfort with people calling out the antisemitism

CC is my least favorite Starkid show ever but I'll respect your appreciation of it far more than I ever will people who go "there's nuance here" in a post that is fully just using polite language to shut down criticism. I genuinely don't know what's so hard about this.

Anyway it's been a Rough Time to be in the Starkid fandom and actually want to complain about things I disliked in a show I was incredibly excited for. Somehow having literally any issues with the show at all means I must be someone who is only here for Hatchetfield and is just trying to bully Starkid back into doing Hatchetfield stuff. Piss on the poor website.

[steph-answers]

im gonna liveblog my break in to hatchetfield high cause. im bored.

[cinderellas-humble-narrator]

wowah... uh... yeah. spoiler warning at the end if you for some reason haven't seen npmd and follow me

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Max stop asking me if i wanna join SPORTS YOU FREAK I DONT EVER WANNA DO SPORTS!!! STOP IT!!!!!!

Im a junior joining a sport now would be weird. AND I DONT WANNA DO YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

I mean SHIT i dont go around asking if you wanna make friendship bracelets and doing eyeliner!! Because i know you dont want to! Fuck off!!!!!!!!

[its-not-micro]

uuaaAAAGGHHHHH

[the-halls-of-hatchetfield-high]

Hey

Hey Max

Oh shit

oh FUCK

is that-

A SKELE'UN?

WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THIS GODDAMN SCHOOL WANT TO MAKE ME PISS MY PANTS???

// the moment this ask came in, my life was made this is the best thing ever bahahahaha, never change <3 //